| Age | 58 |
| Height | 6'1" |
| Weight | 19 stones |
| Collar | 18" |
| Chest | 48" |
| Waist | 46" |
| Inside Leg | 31" |
| Shoe size | UK11 EU47 |
| Hat size | 7 and a quarter |
| Natural Accent | RP |
| Other accents | Yorkshire, Northern, West Country, standard USA plus others |
| Other Skills | Consultant Police Procedures computer literate clean car licence ride a pedal cycle swimmer Voiceover Master of Ceremonies |